THIS WEEK IN COMBAT SPORTS: ISSUE...SOMETHING. THE REALLY SHORT EDITION.

This is a hastly put together edition. We were going to do something else but I have narcolepsy.

Anyways. Here's me and Wolf talking about Puro for a while. It was put together before the DDT show and before I realized I wasn't going to Japan.

PURO TALK MOTHERFUCKERS.

[17:54] Sullivangate: Hey Wolf.
[17:54] WolfRattle: Evening sir
[17:55] Sullivangate: It's not that I don't like Tenzan.
[17:55] Sullivangate: It's just that I don't think he should be wrestling.
[17:55] Sullivangate: And I should be paying for it.
[17:56] WolfRattle: Here's the thing your missing. he's not gonna be working super hard. No moonsault or head drops
[17:56] WolfRattle: he's playing it safe
[17:56] WolfRattle: but he's gotta keep working as this is the only career he has.
[17:57] WolfRattle: eventually he'll take over the dojo
[17:57] WolfRattle: and fade away like masa Saito
[17:59] Sullivangate: Masa Saito had a Jungle death match though.
[18:00] Sullivangate: With Inoki.
[18:00] WolfRattle: yes but FMW was made for half dead kneeless wonders
[18:00] WolfRattle: at least that's the way the shoots talk about it
[18:01] Sullivangate: I should start.
[18:01] Sullivangate: Before we talk about 1/4 and the DDT show.
[18:02] Sullivangate: About the recent Jushin Liger Vs. Mike Quackenbush match.
[18:02] Sullivangate: Liger did in fact win the JAPW Light Heavyweight Title the day before.
[18:02] Sullivangate: Which adds to his already impressive list of titles.
[18:02] Sullivangate: And then beat Quack in 16 minutes the following day.
[18:02] Sullivangate: Surely Quack was giddy afterwards as he grew up watching Liger.
[18:03] Sullivangate: Go ahead.
[18:04] WolfRattle: I was personally very happy to read that result
[18:04] WolfRattle: as I feel that Liger knew how to slow down
[18:04] Sullivangate: Only question is that...
[18:04] Sullivangate: JAPW is not exactly filled with World Beaters?
[18:05] Sullivangate: SO I don't know how JAPW can find someone for Liger to lose to. I guess maybe a four way so Liger wont take the fall.
[18:05] WolfRattle: Liger will drop it to Homicide as that is sorta his old stomping ground
[18:06] WolfRattle: But the key in this is the fact that JAPW is booking the arenas for the NJPW world tour
[18:07] WolfRattle: as such they want Liger to attend events for them as he is a big draw.
[18:07] Sullivangate: He is one of the names annoucned right?
[18:07] WolfRattle: indeed
[18:08] Sullivangate: I also love there I used the term "World Beaters" like I was reffering to it as a shoot.
[18:08] Sullivangate: Too much Evolve I guess.
[18:09] WolfRattle: Like father like son
[18:09] Sullivangate: Have you watched any of that promotion?
[18:09] Sullivangate: Evolve?
[18:09] WolfRattle: not really, I haven't had any indy matches crawl accross my eyes in a while
[18:10] Sullivangate: It's...weird.
[18:10] Sullivangate: Liek I like the records, but really all they do is make me know ahead of time who's getting the parity booking win.
[18:10] WolfRattle: Battlarts has a neat method for that
[18:11] Sullivangate: And that would be for the new fans at home?
[18:11] WolfRattle: Alexander Otsuka
[18:11] Sullivangate: And for me, because my Battlearts knowladge is limited lately.
[18:11] Sullivangate: HA.
[18:12] WolfRattle: seriously no matter who it is if you have a push in Bati you will eventually run into the Otsuka broadway
[18:13] WolfRattle: where either he wrestles them until they wear out
[18:13] WolfRattle: or they punch him in the face until he KOs]
[18:14] Sullivangate: Finally before we get to New Japan. Do you have any comments on Kid Yamamoto fleeing Japan and signing with UFC?
[18:15] WolfRattle: MMA is dying in Japan and Yamamoto saw the writing on the wall when what ever he was doing at Rainbow didn't matter as apposed to the awesomeness of Sakuraba's mask.
[18:17] WolfRattle: that and I think he was at the last gasp of PRIDE aka Yoshida's retirement when Fedor and Yoshida bid farewell to Japan.
[18:17] Sullivangate: So do you want to do 1/4 for the New Years show first?
[18:18] WolfRattle: It's on you sir. Which ever one you wish to tackle.
[18:18] Sullivangate: Flips my Mexican Peso coin.
[18:19] Sullivangate: Heads. New Japan first.
[18:19] WolfRattle: 1/4, the second biggest event in the Wrestling year
[18:20] Sullivangate: Which god and turbulance willing, I will be at.
[18:20] WolfRattle: I'm green with envy
[18:21] Sullivangate: You will go one day Wolf I'm sure of it.
[18:21] WolfRattle: Indeed sir
[18:21] Sullivangate: Get a friend with a Audi R8. That helps.
[18:21] Sullivangate: And like Puro.
[18:21] Sullivangate: *likes
[18:22] WolfRattle: I'm just gonna beg the in-law one day to take me there
[18:22] Sullivangate: Right the in law you mentioned in the story you mentioned after Misawa's death correct?
[18:22] WolfRattle: Yes she is married to my cousin
[18:23] WolfRattle: And is a Natural Born Japanese Citizan
[18:23] WolfRattle: and translates all of Sports Navi for me
[18:24] Sullivangate: One second my racist neighbors are going on about something.
[18:25] Sullivangate: Alright Lyn's got it covered.
[18:25] Sullivangate: Meth Wolf.
[18:25] Sullivangate: Don't do it.
[18:26] WolfRattle: I have no tooth problem and never will
[18:26] Sullivangate: *laughs*
[18:26] Sullivangate: So 1/4.
[18:26] Sullivangate: Wrestle Kingdom V, first of all start out with the brief history of New Japan running the Dome.
[18:27] Sullivangate: For all the newbies out there reading this wondering "what's with this long ass post in the threads."
[18:32] Sullivangate: You still there Wolf?
[18:32] WolfRattle: The Tokyo Dome opened in 1988 and is the home of the Yomiuri Gaints, the NY Yankees of Japan, currently. The frist ever Tokyo Dome show I can find was the IWGP Heavyweight Tournoment in 89, in which Hashimoto and Vader faced off in the finals
[18:32] WolfRattle: in 90 the frist ever 1/4 event was held
[18:33] WolfRattle: excuse me 92
[18:34] WolfRattle: it was the Starrcade featuring Choshu and Fujinami's double title blow off match
[18:34] WolfRattle: From there it became a reegular event for NJPW
[18:35] WolfRattle: And it featured several interpromtional dream matches that the company spent the year building.
[18:36] WolfRattle: the frist ever 65,000 full house was in 95 for the blow off for Mutoh and Takada
[18:37] Sullivangate: That was part of the New Japan UWFI feud.
[18:37] WolfRattle: Indeed, then in 97 the era of Hashimoto truely began with the Takada headlined event
[18:38] WolfRattle: drawing 65,000 to the Tokyo Dome Shinya Hashimoto began his unmatched streak of sellouts in that building.
[18:39] WolfRattle: while Inoki holds the record for his retirement match that drew 70,000
[18:39] WolfRattle: Hashimoto drew 65,000 12 times.
[18:40] WolfRattle: a record untouched by everyone since then.
[18:40] WolfRattle: not even the mighty wwe has outdone it
[18:41] Sullivangate: AND IN 2010 WE GET JEFF HARDY.
[18:41] WolfRattle: The pain
[18:41] WolfRattle: oh the pain
[18:42] Sullivangate: Start with the first match on the card. Wataru Inoue, Tiger Mask, Tomoaki Honma & Tama Tonga vs. Yujiro Takahashi, Tomohiro Ishii, Jado & Gedo.
[18:42] Sullivangate: I don't think words can contain how happy I am to see Tiger Mask on the "Where Juniors go To die match" on the dome.
[18:43] WolfRattle: Ah the standard midcard zero hour clusterfuck
[18:43] WolfRattle: it's nice for the paycheck I guess but that's what they get for being injuried most of the year.
[18:44] Sullivangate: You think we get a Jado and/or Gedo angry promo in english for being first match on the card?
[18:44] Sullivangate: YOU PUT ME IN FIRST MATCH? FUCK YOU CAMERAMAN. FUCK YOU.
[18:44] WolfRattle: hey booked it
[18:44] WolfRattle: they
[18:44] WolfRattle: booked it
[18:45] WolfRattle: they can't get mad about it
[18:46] Sullivangate: That's the most exciting thing abotu New Japan coming to america.
[18:46] Sullivangate: POssible Gedo promos in broken swearing english.
[18:46] Sullivangate: But I digress.
[18:46] WolfRattle: Fuck is like a shiny red ball to the Japanese
[18:47] WolfRattle: They don't know what it means but they love to holler it out
[18:47] WolfRattle: and it draws a reaction whenever it's said
[18:47] Sullivangate: The other zero match. And we already have a change.
[18:47] Sullivangate: Orignally Koji Kanemoto & Ryusuke Taguchi vs. Kenny Omega & Taichi.
[18:48] Sullivangate: Kenny Omega is injured. Do we have a replacement for him yet?
[18:49] WolfRattle: I've not heard of one yet but it wouldn't shock me to see someone like HARASHIMA
[18:49] WolfRattle: or Sanshiro himself
[18:50] WolfRattle: take Omega's spot
[18:50] Sullivangate: If he survives New Years eve.
[18:50] Sullivangate: We;ll get to that in a minute.
[18:50] Sullivangate: *well
[18:50] Sullivangate: First real match on the card. For the tag titles.
[18:50] Sullivangate: Giant Bernard & Karl Anderson (c) vs. James Storm & Robert Roode vs. Manabu Nakanishi & Strong Man
[18:51] Sullivangate: Perhaps Strong man can go to the top rope and beat Devon and do a triple jump headbutt.
[18:51] WolfRattle: Strong man should never dive ever
[18:51] Sullivangate: Strongman should never wrestle ever.
[18:52] WolfRattle: still they're freaks and they will draw maybe 12 people
[18:52] Sullivangate: Part of me kinda want's Beer Money to win.
[18:52] Sullivangate: The drunken redneck part of me.
[18:52] WolfRattle: Dude you're hispanic
[18:53] Sullivangate: This is true.,
[18:53] WolfRattle: You have a drunken Redneck part of you?
[18:53] Sullivangate: ...I did date D for like six months.
[18:53] Sullivangate: I will not however drink PBR.
[18:53] Sullivangate: I have a line.
[18:54] WolfRattle: Famous last words.... but no Anderson and Bernard for the win
[18:54] Sullivangate: Agreed.
[18:54] Sullivangate: Also D, if you are reading this...please don't retire.
[18:55] Sullivangate: Like seriously. We already lost Antony W. Mori.
[18:55] Sullivangate: this year.
[18:55] WolfRattle: I'm still not totally over it.
[18:55] WolfRattle: now who will I turn to to take pins for Yokosuka?
[18:56] WolfRattle: and I refuse to talk about D retiring as if I don't talk about it won't happen.
[18:56] Sullivangate: Agreed.
[18:56] Sullivangate: Next match. A match that the more I think of it, it sounds even more awesome.
[18:56] Sullivangate: Jushin Thunder Liger & Héctor Garza vs. La Sombra & Máscara Dorada
[18:56] WolfRattle: WOOOO
[18:56] WolfRattle: LIGA!
[18:56] Sullivangate: If Hector Garza can get through customs this match is gonna rule.
[18:57] WolfRattle: Indeed two of the top young Luchadors going
[18:57] WolfRattle: verus the man that all highflying wrestlers should work a long program with
[18:58] WolfRattle: and Gaza who can put on his little work boots and go when needed.
[18:58] Sullivangate: That match is going to be Buys.
[18:58] Sullivangate: Dorada flipping all around the dome. I can't fucking wait for that.
[18:59] Sullivangate: Liger and Garza win probably.
[18:59] WolfRattle: If there's justice in this world
[18:59] WolfRattle: Liger's been jobbed out on too many 1/4 since he became the elder statesmen
[19:00] WolfRattle: he deserves this one
[19:00] WolfRattle: and then he can put over Mistico at the end of the month
[19:00] Sullivangate: Liger over Sombra?
[19:00] WolfRattle: Dorada
[19:01] WolfRattle: Sombra's the favorite
[19:01] Sullivangate: I kinda figured they would maybe keep him from getting pinned because I think somewhere Iheard this week they might do more with Liger and Sombra.
[19:01] Sullivangate: So that makes sense.
[19:01] WolfRattle: Sombra's been making a lot of impressions.
[19:02] WolfRattle: including the CMLL office using him to keep Mistico on his toes
[19:02] Sullivangate: Then we have the previously mentioned Tenzan match. Jushin Thunder Liger & Héctor Garza vs. La Sombra & Máscara Dorada
[19:03] Sullivangate: Or sorry.
[19:03] Sullivangate: Wrong Copy/Paste.
[19:03] Sullivangate: Hiroyoshi Tenzan vs. Takashi Iizuka
[19:03] WolfRattle: DEEP SLEEP TO LOSE!!!!1111
[19:03] Sullivangate: that may be the greatest match title ever.
[19:04] WolfRattle: but this should be a slightly fun brawl based around sleepers.
[19:04] Sullivangate: Please don't tell me.
[19:04] Sullivangate: That they are going towards Kojima Vs. Tenzan.
[19:04] WolfRattle: nah
[19:05] WolfRattle: Tenzan's in the opener
[19:05] WolfRattle: when you open a show it's not going to mean that a month down the road you challenge for the belt.
[19:06] WolfRattle: As I said eariler Tenzan's in the twilight
[19:06] WolfRattle: of his career
[19:06] Sullivangate: Then we have and I quote.
[19:06] Sullivangate: AND I QUOTE.
[19:06] Sullivangate: "NJPW/TNA GREATEST SHOWCASE"
[19:06] Sullivangate: Boy is that a stretch.
[19:06] Sullivangate: RVD Vs. Toru Yano.
[19:07] Sullivangate: They couldn't make it more obvious RVD is going over? Liek they couldn't grab Stalker for a show?
[19:07] WolfRattle: But Yano could be the greatest smiley indifferent ever
[19:07] WolfRattle: nah they could have but in King
[19:07] WolfRattle: Fale
[19:08] Sullivangate: Two questions.
[19:08] Sullivangate: How long does this match go.
[19:08] Sullivangate: Does RVD botch something?
[19:08] WolfRattle: nine minutes and maybe
[19:08] Sullivangate: That's close to what I was thinking. I had 12 and probably one.
[19:09] WolfRattle: if they do the insane out of the ring brawl then yes a botch is happening
[19:09] WolfRattle: and I think nine minutes is all the crowd will tolerate
[19:10] Sullivangate: I am excited for this next match.
[19:10] Sullivangate: And I don't know why.
[19:10] Sullivangate: Minoru Suzuki Vs. Yuji Nagata.
[19:10] WolfRattle: Woooo Suzuki
[19:11] WolfRattle: Hopefully this is the technical showcase
[19:11] WolfRattle: and not the Hashimoto impersonator vs. Minoru Suzuki
[19:11] WolfRattle: Not to say that I don't like Yuji
[19:12] WolfRattle: But I prefer him to be himself and not try to be Hashimoto
[19:13] Sullivangate: I'm real kinda weary though on this.
[19:13] Sullivangate: Because like, if these guys just do maybe like, a match with an Armbar or a Triangle that's fine.
[19:13] Sullivangate: But I don't need a Pancrase reincarnation from these two at the dome.
[19:13] WolfRattle: I don't think it'll go down like that
[19:14] WolfRattle: I think what you're likely to see is a either a rehash of Suzuki vs. Kobashi with kicks instead of chops
[19:14] WolfRattle: or
[19:15] WolfRattle: they try to do Nagata vs. Angle with sleepers instead of ankle locks
[19:16] Sullivangate: Actually i was expecting Nagata Vs. Angle because Suzuki is obviously from the heyday of Pancrase. So I'm guessing there's going to be a heel hook or two.
[19:16] Sullivangate: I just, Nagata. After all he's been though and all the injuries.
[19:16] Sullivangate: I don't need him having an anyurism or something fomr a head kick.
[19:16] Sullivangate: *from
[19:17] WolfRattle: He's not that bad off if he can survive Tenzan crashing on his chin, Fedor crashing on his chin and Cro Cop balling him up then he can make it.
[19:17] Sullivangate: Then we have.
[19:18] Sullivangate: The match.
[19:18] Sullivangate: As Alfonso would say "Is worth the whole $19.95"
[19:18] Sullivangate: Kota fucking Ibushi.
[19:18] Sullivangate: Vs. Prince Fucking Devitt.
[19:18] Sullivangate: Ten million buys.
[19:19] WolfRattle: Battle of two of the best Jr.s going today
[19:19] WolfRattle: I want them to leave it all out there
[19:19] WolfRattle: and for lady luck to be in Ibushi's corner
[19:20] WolfRattle: as I want them to find an in house fued for Devitt.
[19:21] Sullivangate: So you think Ibushi's got a chance here?
[19:21] Sullivangate: To win?
[19:21] WolfRattle: Sure I do he's due a job from Devitt
[19:21] Sullivangate: As long as he doesn't drop it to Davey.
[19:21] WolfRattle: Why even go there.
[19:21] Sullivangate: I know they are tight.
[19:22] WolfRattle: shhhhhhh
[19:22] WolfRattle: thems bad words you talk
[19:22] WolfRattle: you might summon the devil
[19:22] WolfRattle: and then he'll bring us more rodrick strong matches
[19:23] Sullivangate: That ROH IPPV.
[19:23] Sullivangate: Briscoes Vs. KOW and Hagadorn. Buys.
[19:23] Sullivangate: Richards and Strong. No Buys.
[19:23] Sullivangate: Steen And Generico Buys.
[19:24] WolfRattle: It's a damn shame that the Briscoes and the KOW can't get a decent TV match
[19:24] WolfRattle: without hagadorn and the old man
[19:25] Sullivangate: But at least The Briscoes are probably the best promos in the promotion.
[19:25] WolfRattle: indeed
[19:25] Sullivangate: That's not saying much.
[19:25] WolfRattle: well no but the kid just learn to eat solid food
[19:26] WolfRattle: lets judge him for his skill in a few years.
[19:26] Sullivangate: Wolf it's time for...
[19:26] Sullivangate: BATTLE COMBUSTION.
[19:26] Sullivangate: Hirooki Goto & Kazuchika Okada vs. Takashi Sugiura & Yoshihiro Takayama
[19:26] WolfRattle: Wooooo Goto and Sugi
[19:27] WolfRattle: Okada hopefully did catch anything from the beutiful people
[19:27] Sullivangate: Some sort of airborn Herpes
[19:27] WolfRattle: and Takayama can stiff people
[19:27] WolfRattle: Woooo
[19:28] WolfRattle: but seriously I'm hoping for a solid brawl
[19:28] WolfRattle: with Sugi and Goto showing off.
[19:28] Sullivangate: That should be fun.
[19:28] Sullivangate: I've mentioned my qualms about Sugiura, but I'm putting all that aside for this match I've decided.
[19:29] WolfRattle: Sugi has been working his ass off
[19:29] Sullivangate: Very true.
[19:29] Sullivangate: His in ring work is not to be denied.
[19:29] WolfRattle: and even though I know he doesn't fit the sterotype
[19:29] WolfRattle: and that will hurt him
[19:29] WolfRattle: if NOAH can get a TV show and push him right
[19:30] WolfRattle: he can be something like what Akiyama was in the 90s
[19:30] Sullivangate: Sidebar:
[19:30] Sullivangate: What do you think is the endgame for Sugi's title run?
[19:30] WolfRattle: Kobashi
[19:30] Sullivangate: Because I can't really see what they do with him now other than aybe a few more defenses and then maybe Go.
[19:30] Sullivangate: Would they really put the belt on Kobashi?
[19:31] WolfRattle: So Go can retire him
[19:31] Sullivangate: I mean. In the shape he's in?
[19:31] Sullivangate: Good point.
[19:31] WolfRattle: It is the best way to go about it my opinion
[19:31] Sullivangate: So that means NOAH will never do it.
[19:31] WolfRattle: but that doesn't happen it'll be Sasaki
[19:32] Sullivangate: That's the other idea I had.
[19:32] WolfRattle: Yep they're building Go and Kensuke
[19:32] WolfRattle: to where the next match will be the one Go wins.
[19:32] WolfRattle: So Sasaki beats Sugi
[19:33] WolfRattle: then faces Go and Go wins
[19:33] Sullivangate: God knows the heavyweights need all the help they can get now.
[19:33] WolfRattle: well in Japan right now they have a solid collection of eight top young heavys
[19:34] WolfRattle: the problem is they're spread out over four companies.
[19:34] Sullivangate: End the split people.
[19:34] Sullivangate: Like seriously, what the hell is All Japan doing otherwise?
[19:35] Sullivangate: Other than Jobbing to Dragon Gate guys soon.
[19:35] WolfRattle: trying to put over Hama
[19:35] WolfRattle: which
[19:35] WolfRattle: I mean he's a nice guy]
[19:35] WolfRattle: but no
[19:35] Sullivangate: Loul.
[19:35] Sullivangate: You are desperate to Not talk about Jeff Hardy I sense.
[19:36] WolfRattle: I will discuss him
[19:36] Sullivangate: *Braces self*
[19:36] WolfRattle: I mean how else is TNA gonna pay for his bail? Live Gates? PPV Buys?
[19:37] Sullivangate: TV revenue that they don't get?
[19:38] WolfRattle: The Dome Show: Paying TNA's over priced contracts since 2007
[19:38] Sullivangate: Theres a joke about Naito being Suicide that I should be able to grab.
[19:38] Sullivangate: ...
[19:39] Sullivangate: Nah.
[19:39] Sullivangate: Naito, for the love of all that's holy.
[19:39] WolfRattle: Smash in jeff's talk hole
[19:39] Sullivangate: Forearm him into oblivion.
[19:39] WolfRattle: Pry his eyes out
[19:40] WolfRattle: you do that fucking wided eye thing so much now
[19:40] WolfRattle: when the Japanese don't get it
[19:40] WolfRattle: and it was only good for racist Mexicans
[19:40] WolfRattle: so why not make it a finisher
[19:41] Sullivangate: Actually this reminds me. This is kinda weird booking.
[19:41] Sullivangate: Because who's great idea was it to make the TNA guy look like even more shit that he already is.
[19:41] Sullivangate: By putting him with a guy with an even more breathtaking finisher?
[19:42] WolfRattle: Can Naito get him up for it?
[19:42] Sullivangate: Probably.
[19:42] Sullivangate: Could do the Stardust.
[19:42] Sullivangate: On the other hand...maybe not.
[19:43] WolfRattle: nah the wild ass stardust
[19:43] WolfRattle: would look bad
[19:43] WolfRattle: and we've all ready gotta figure out how to get the Japanese to buy the wispher in the wind
[19:44] WolfRattle: "HE DIDN'T HIT HIM AT ALL!!!"
[19:44] WolfRattle: "ITS FAKE!@@@@@
[19:44] WolfRattle: BURN DOWN THE DOME!
[19:44] Sullivangate: I was thinking after the shitty Swanton Hardy will eventually do that would be the same reacion.
[19:44] Sullivangate: Because Hardy don't give a fuck if he's not in WWE.
[19:45] WolfRattle: I really don't think even then he gave a fuck
[19:45] Sullivangate: I think when he was on top yeah.
[19:45] Sullivangate: Hardy jsut seems like the guys who's going to just sell all his stuff Perry Saturn style to buy more Meth.
[19:46] Sullivangate: Except Perry Saturn could actually get over shit.
[19:46] Sullivangate: And Hardy will probably just wind up in jail.
[19:46] WolfRattle: Nah he'll get out of it
[19:46] WolfRattle: now when they catch him selling
[19:46] WolfRattle: to an undercover
[19:46] WolfRattle: then
[19:46] WolfRattle: it's over
[19:47] Sullivangate: We could go on forever on Hardy but we digress.
[19:47] Sullivangate: Because now we get to talk about Nakamura fucking Go's shit up.
[19:47] WolfRattle: Go can hang but Nakamura's coming for that job
[19:47] WolfRattle: and it's going to be awesome
[19:48] WolfRattle: Because Go can take an ass whiping
[19:48] WolfRattle: and Nakamura can hand em out
[19:49] WolfRattle: Knees and Chops ringing out from Tokyo to all the way here
[19:49] WolfRattle: as long as Go doesn't do the swinging side power slam
[19:50] WolfRattle: it's going to be an awesome match
[19:50] Sullivangate: Agreed.
[19:50] Sullivangate: Then we have something else that could be awesome.
[19:51] Sullivangate: Togi Vs. Tanaka.
[19:51] WolfRattle: Makabe and Tanaka, two bulls pissed off at the other ready to fuck shit up
[19:52] Sullivangate: I predict a chain.
[19:52] Sullivangate: And I predict a table used possibly.
[19:52] Sullivangate: I also predict Elbows.
[19:52] Sullivangate: Lots and lots of elbows.
[19:52] WolfRattle: and blood \
[19:52] Sullivangate: Oh fuck yes.
[19:52] WolfRattle: lots of blood
[19:53] WolfRattle: The kind of blood loss that means they will be tested before
[19:53] WolfRattle: and injected with after
[19:53] WolfRattle: *with more
[19:53] Sullivangate: So who wins?
[19:53] Sullivangate: I'm going Makabe.
[19:53] WolfRattle: Makabe
[19:54] WolfRattle: Tanaka is good at getting the young guys over
[19:54] WolfRattle: and here is no exception
[19:54] Sullivangate: that was most of his time in FMW.
[19:54] WolfRattle: I am always sad he never got the respect Hayabusa did
[19:55] Sullivangate: Agreed. Considering Tanaka could have a good brawling match with anyone.
[19:55] Sullivangate: He had a good match with Balls Mahoney.
[19:55] Sullivangate: Think about that.
[19:56] WolfRattle: Tanaka is one of those rare guys that I feel really understands the Japanese crowd and because he gets them he can work them
[19:56] WolfRattle: so he can take a lesser talent like Ricky Fuji
[19:56] WolfRattle: and make him something
[19:56] Sullivangate: LOUL.
[19:56] Sullivangate: Keeping it classy Japan.
[19:56] Sullivangate: Finally.
[19:56] Sullivangate: Main event.
[19:56] Sullivangate: Kojima Vs. Tanahashi.
[19:57] WolfRattle: The big bad invader vs. the 100% Ace
[19:57] Sullivangate: Pretty obvious the outcome.
[19:57] Sullivangate: At least I think so.
[19:57] WolfRattle: If this one can match the level of the G-1 final it's going to rule
[19:57] WolfRattle: Oh yeah Kojima wins
[19:58] WolfRattle: but Tanahashi is going to look like a god
[19:58] Sullivangate: Absolutley.
[19:58] Sullivangate: Though part of me kinda thinks they are going to get ansy and put Tanahashi over.
[19:58] WolfRattle: no no no
[19:58] Sullivangate: I don't want that.
[19:58] WolfRattle: They have to use this to finally get Goto over
[19:59] WolfRattle: other wise Goto is doomed to be Hase
[19:59] Sullivangate: Whats your prediction on Attendence?
[19:59] WolfRattle: 25,000 paid 20,000 freebees
[20:00] Sullivangate: Thats about what I thought. I'm guessing 35,000-40,000 alltogether.
[20:00] Sullivangate: Bout half paperd.
[20:00] Sullivangate: *papered.
[20:00] Sullivangate: Less than half.,
[20:00] WolfRattle: indeed, as I've said only one match can sell out the Dome
[20:00] WolfRattle: Kobashi vs. Mutoh
[20:01] Sullivangate: Well.
[20:01] Sullivangate: If Noah ever loses Tokyo.
[20:01] Sullivangate: They can just go and instead of being a featured attraction.
[20:01] Sullivangate: They can like fight with K-Dojo over who gets top billing on the 12/31 show from now on.
[20:01] Sullivangate: This show.
[20:01] Sullivangate: Buys.
[20:02] WolfRattle: The most fun indy event of the year
[20:02] WolfRattle: now with more Joshi
[20:02] WolfRattle: Also Kana vs. Ishikawa
[20:02] WolfRattle: FUCK YES
[20:02] Sullivangate: Yes. And we will get to that.
[20:03] Sullivangate: I am not going to go over every match because a few of this is kinda whatever.
[20:03] Sullivangate: But part of me is kinda like....
[20:03] Sullivangate: There's probably a lot of people getting fucked up.
[20:03] Sullivangate: Because like, there's a lot of people doing this every year. And some of these guys I'm like some of these guys could be doing something else on New Years eve.
[20:04] WolfRattle: Yeah but I think it]
[20:04] WolfRattle: 's a great event for the indy scene
[20:04] Sullivangate: This is going to be one of those long nights.
[20:04] Sullivangate: Can't fucking wait.
[20:05] WolfRattle: buy south side tickets, sit on the pipe chairs and hold a sign saying "I'm American!"
[20:05] Sullivangate: And get funny looks? Fuck no.
[20:05] Sullivangate: I want to be as inconspicious as possible.
[20:06] WolfRattle: But you know the real question
[20:06] WolfRattle: Are you man enough to fight off Dino's raging homosexuality?
[20:07] Sullivangate: Well he's in the Battle Royal so I'll have like a Buffer.
[20:07] Sullivangate: Kikutaro can take care of him.
[20:08] Sullivangate: Or perhaps SHINING TIGER BIG BUDDY.
[20:08] Sullivangate: I will start with Match three.
[20:08] Sullivangate: A seven referee's match. GENTARO Vs. Atushi Ohashi.
[20:09] WolfRattle: Seven ref bout of doom with GENTARO And Mr. Lariat soud
[20:09] WolfRattle: sound
[20:10] WolfRattle: should be an interesting clash of styles as GENTARO and Ohashi are very serious
[20:10] WolfRattle: and the match is quite silly
[20:10] Sullivangate: Even better.
[20:11] Sullivangate: Then the One Night Tournament.
[20:11] Sullivangate: The only said thing about this tournament.
[20:11] Sullivangate: Is that all the first round matches are only three minute time limits.
[20:11] WolfRattle: is the bouts are three minutes?
[20:11] Sullivangate: Yep.
[20:11] Sullivangate: Because seriously.
[20:11] Sullivangate: I could watch Kana and Ishikawa kick the shit out of each other for an hour.
[20:12] WolfRattle: absolutely
[20:12] WolfRattle: I'd love to see them get a half hour at 1/4
[20:12] WolfRattle: those are two tough people
[20:13] Sullivangate: 1/4 needs a little bit more BatiBati in it's life.
[20:13] WolfRattle: we all need more BatiBati
[20:13] Sullivangate: Great Kojika Vs. GUTS Ishijima.
[20:14] WolfRattle: Weapon spots and over under on Guts diving off of the blacony?
[20:14] Sullivangate: Maybe he can climb up the time limit can expire and then they both get eliminated.
[20:14] WolfRattle: works for me
[20:15] WolfRattle: less BJW
[20:15] WolfRattle: Unless your name is Abdullah
[20:15] WolfRattle: or Ito
[20:15] Sullivangate: I was about to get to that.
[20:15] Sullivangate: Ryuji Ito as champ in 2010.
[20:16] Sullivangate: I wasn;t down on it at first but it's grown on me.
[20:16] WolfRattle: Ito being a broken down mess of a man
[20:16] WolfRattle: can still pull good matches out of his ass when needed
[20:16] Sullivangate: Then we have Taka Vs. Takashi Sasaki.
[20:17] Sullivangate: Which is an actual serious legit pro wrestling match.
[20:17] Sullivangate: Not to say the next one isn't.
[20:17] Sullivangate: *Joke*
[20:17] WolfRattle: comedy ho
[20:17] Sullivangate: Because then we have Mr DDT himself Sanshiro Takagi
[20:17] Sullivangate: Vs. COMMANDO BOLSHOI
[20:17] WolfRattle: Chicken Woman
[20:17] WolfRattle: is awesome
[20:18] Sullivangate: This eclipses pro wrestling.
[20:18] Sullivangate: She's going to him him way to hard.
[20:18] Sullivangate: *hit him
[20:18] WolfRattle: does she still do the time traveling bit?
[20:19] WolfRattle: probably not
[20:19] Sullivangate: I want to say no.
[20:19] WolfRattle: but oh man is Sanshiro gonna die
[20:19] Sullivangate: Then the thirty promotion battle royal.
[20:19] Sullivangate: I will not go over all the participants here.
[20:19] Sullivangate: Because We'd be here all night.
[20:20] Sullivangate: But I will say this much.
[20:20] Sullivangate: Golden Pineapple.
[20:20] WolfRattle: But you missed the most epic encounter ever
[20:20] WolfRattle: Screaming Monkey Jun Kansai
[20:21] WolfRattle: will be in the same ring with Danshoku Dino
[20:21] WolfRattle: someone is going to get hurt
[20:21] Sullivangate: Along with the afformentioned Ricky Fuji.
[20:21] Sullivangate: Stying classy...
[20:21] Sullivangate: In 2010.
[20:22] WolfRattle: can 30 promotions carry Ricky Fuji
[20:22] Sullivangate: As if that wasn't enough THE BRAHMAN BROTHERS ARE BOOKED.
[20:22] Sullivangate: LOUL.
[20:22] Sullivangate: I'm thinking no.
[20:23] WolfRattle: Masato Shibata
[20:23] WolfRattle: has a booking
[20:23] WolfRattle: the insanity
[20:23] Sullivangate: Perhaps the X can be Dennis Stamp.
[20:23] WolfRattle: I would mark so hard
[20:24] Sullivangate: Dude me too.
[20:24] WolfRattle: Stamp vs. Dino
[20:24] Sullivangate: BOOK IT TAKAGI.
[20:24] WolfRattle: With the Autotuned Remix of "I'm not Booked" as his intro
[20:25] Sullivangate: People of TWICS.
[20:25] Sullivangate: If you are reading this.
[20:25] Sullivangate: And have the abillity to Auto tune shit.
[20:25] Sullivangate: MAKE THAT SONG.
[20:25] Sullivangate: NAO.
[20:26] Sullivangate: Because that is as great of an idea.
[20:26] Sullivangate: As it is humanly possible to concieve.
[20:26] WolfRattle: I'm giggling about this
[20:27] WolfRattle: like I haven't giggled in forever
[20:27] WolfRattle: and here I am like a five year old that knows a swear word
[20:27] Sullivangate: Phoenix is looking at me all weird.
[20:27] Sullivangate: Like what the fuck.
[20:28] Sullivangate: Alright. Then we have Minoru, Madoka, Kaji Tomato & Kamui Vs X, HIROKI, Tsutomu Oosugi & Hercules Senga
[20:28] Sullivangate: This pisses me off because I kinda just wanted the other six guys to walk out.
[20:29] Sullivangate: And then we get Omega and Minoru for like an hour.
[20:29] WolfRattle: I'm for this but still I think teasing the encounter for later shows is best
[20:30] WolfRattle: they could get a good three month program out of it
[20:30] WolfRattle: leading to Minoru and Togo
[20:31] Sullivangate: Nothing wrong with that.
[20:31] Sullivangate: Then we have match 13.
[20:31] Sullivangate: Ryuji Ito continues his quest to kill himself in the ring.
[20:32] WolfRattle: he will
[20:32] Sullivangate: Teaming with Abdulah Kobayashi, Saburo Inematsu against Masashi Takeda, Isami Kodaka & Takeshi Minamino in a Flourecent Lighttubes Death match.
[20:33] WolfRattle: it's weird seeing a K-dojo guy in a lighttube match
[20:34] WolfRattle: but Abdulah should be a good punishment taker her
[20:34] WolfRattle: here
[20:34] WolfRattle: sad to see this isn't including a Sasaki brother
[20:34] Sullivangate: They probably had shit to do on New Years.
[20:35] WolfRattle: moving furniture?
[20:35] Sullivangate: I'm half tempted.
[20:35] Sullivangate: To call up the Big Japan moving company that they have?
[20:35] Sullivangate: And tell them to move like, one couch or something.
[20:35] Sullivangate: At where we're staying.
[20:35] WolfRattle: do it
[20:35] Sullivangate: I honestly think I will.
[20:36] WolfRattle: demand they do lighttubes
[20:36] WolfRattle: like a big box of lighttubes
[20:36] Sullivangate: HA
[20:36] Sullivangate: Hey, Shadow WX. How's it going?
[20:36] Sullivangate: Move this roll of barbed wire and spider cage.
[20:37] Sullivangate: Careful it's doused in lighterfluid.
[20:37] WolfRattle: He'd either think it was funny or call you a mark
[20:38] Sullivangate: Probably the latter.
[20:38] Sullivangate: Then we have the real reason, this might be the real reason why Morishima didn't win the belt. He has to job to Yuji Hino of K-Dojo.
[20:38] WolfRattle: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!1111!!!!!
[20:39] Sullivangate: Morishima And Shuhei tanaguchi Vs. Hino Shigeiro Irie.
[20:39] WolfRattle: Tanaguchi takes the pin
[20:39] Sullivangate: In what is probably a bonus track on Tanaguchi's ten match trial series.
[20:39] WolfRattle: I haven't seen much of Irie
[20:40] WolfRattle: But I hope Tanaguchi can finally show something
[20:40] WolfRattle: then again I hope for that every Taniguchi match
[20:40] WolfRattle: and it hasn't worked
[20:41] WolfRattle: maybe the thought of losing to a K-Dojo guy will light a fire
[20:42] Sullivangate: Finally in an elimination match.
[20:42] Sullivangate: This is going to be awesome.
[20:43] WolfRattle: Every top guy and gal in the indys vs. the other top guys and gal.
[20:43] Sullivangate: Yoshihito Sasaki, HARASHIMA, Shuji Ishikawa, Fujita “Jr.” Hayato & Emi Sakura Vs Kengo Mashimo, Yuko Miyamoto, Mammoth Sasaki, Munenori Sawa & Kazuhiro Tamura
[20:43] Sullivangate: Want this to come down to Fujita and Sawa.
[20:44] WolfRattle: Agreed
[20:44] WolfRattle: Fujita is a top talent that should take the final pin here
[20:44] WolfRattle: and then start something with HARASHIMA
[20:45] WolfRattle: as I want to see them go
[20:46] Sullivangate: There's also the very real possibility.
[20:46] Sullivangate: Of Miyamoto just going mad and fucking peoples shit up with a move off a scaffold.
[20:47] WolfRattle: true but do you think they'll have one ready
[20:47] Sullivangate: Could jump off the balcony.
[20:47] WolfRattle: very likrly
[20:47] WolfRattle: likely
[20:47] Sullivangate: As of right now.
[20:48] Sullivangate: I have no other plans.
[20:48] Sullivangate: Other than maybe the Sengoku show the night before.
[20:48] Sullivangate: With something like 28 fights or something.
[20:48] WolfRattle: dick punching
[20:48] Sullivangate: Two of which have consequence.
[20:48] WolfRattle: sengoku
[20:48] WolfRattle: is dickpunching
[20:49] Sullivangate: Its' also an era in Japanese history.
[20:49] Sullivangate: Dickstabbing.
[20:49] Sullivangate: Here's the card.
[20:49] Sullivangate: I once went to a King Of The Cage show with like 18 fights on it.
[20:49] Sullivangate: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Victory_Road_Presents:_Soul_of_Fight
[20:50] Sullivangate: They found Akitoshi Tamura.
[20:50] WolfRattle: and will now drain him of his remaining life blod
[20:50] WolfRattle: blood
[20:51] WolfRattle: as he curses Saku
[20:51] WolfRattle: for taking his place
[20:52] Sullivangate: 18 fights so far.
[20:52] Sullivangate: I don't think my ADD will be able to handle this but I guess it's supposed be like, I dunno. One of those things that goes on all day.
[20:53] Sullivangate: Kinda of like the Big Egg Universe show but with Zero Buys.
[20:53] WolfRattle: an all day sengoku show?
[20:53] Sullivangate: YEP.
[20:54] Sullivangate: I've seen people sleeping at the dome before.
[20:54] WolfRattle: can people take that?
[20:54] Sullivangate: Sure.
[20:55] Sullivangate: I think there's some clubs in Osaka dedicated to it.
[20:55] WolfRattle: Japan
[20:55] WolfRattle: Finding strange things to do
[20:55] WolfRattle: since the 1400s
[20:56] Sullivangate: Okay Wolf. Say something funny and witty before we end this.
[20:56] Sullivangate: Marathon.
[20:56] WolfRattle: hmmmm
[20:58] WolfRattle: If I could find that picture of Visera standing infront of a small Japanese Woman looking like he's about to eat her.
[20:58] WolfRattle: You could post that
[20:59] Sullivangate: How about that pic of Emmanuel Yarborough standing in front of JoJo?
[20:59] WolfRattle: sure go with that one
[20:59] Sullivangate: I'll make D put it in in post production. Alright we're done. Wolf thanks as always.
[21:00] WolfRattle: You are welcome sir
[21:00] Sullivangate: And we'll be back sometime I think in January so we can do a Year in Review show I think.
[21:00] WolfRattle: Cool
[21:01] Sullivangate: Alright if you have anything to plug do it now.
[21:01] WolfRattle: Visit the Puro Lucha thread we have up dates and videos
[21:02] Sullivangate: I will simply end with this.
[21:02] Sullivangate: Megan Fox as She-Hulk = No Buys.

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